Organic Cotton Bucket Hat: Shade Yourself in Pure Chaos

Ready to go full eco-wizard with your headwear? 

This Beechfield bucket hat is crafted from 100% OCS certified organic cotton twill, which technically means you can look mysterious and smug while saving the planet. It’s got UPF50+ protection, so you’re safe from the sun—even if you’re shady yourself.

• Dimensions: 8.5cm tall x 60cm wide (or 3.3in x 23.6in, for the metric rebels)

• Ultra-comfortable, soft on your noggin, and more sustainable than your attempts at vegan baking

• Embroidered logo so fresh it might mug a cloud

Care Instructions:

• Avoid sunbathing with your hat (save that for your personality)

• Hand wash gently in cold water with mild detergent (don’t just throw it in with your gym socks)

• Lay flat to dry—no tumble, no drama

• Iron low with a cloth, if you want, but who irons bucket hats? Seriously.

Make your statement. Look strange, stay cool, and make eco-friendly fashion weep with jealousy. If your hat started giving unsolicited advice, would it whisper fortune cookie wisdom or roast your life choices?