This surreal cathedral collision comes in sizes for every flavour of wall: 21x29.7cm (8x12”) for baby shrines, A3 (29.7x42cm) for bold stares, and A2 (42x59.4cm) if you want your guests to question reality as soon as they enter.
All formats rock that mysterious “vertical” vibe, and yes, the hanger is black—like a moody eyebrow above your new obsession.
Pick a size, hang it, and congratulate yourself on having better taste than 99% of the population.
Hanger Material: Real pine wood. Yes, actual wood. Not the mystical, IKEA-grade “faux” stuff—so sturdy your gran might mistake it for furniture and try to polish it.
Paper Weight: 200gsm (80lb)—chunky enough to handle your existential despair and survive an epic thumb war. Thickness? 0.22mm or 8.7 mils, for those who measure things with the scientific precision of a squirrel counting acorns.
Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy! It makes colors flex with a subtle shine—like your art is forever trying to wink at you without being creepy.
Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified, planet-hugging goodness or equivalent. Because nothing says “saving the trees” like buying more paper, right?
Recommended Use: Indoor display. Unless you’re into avant-garde rain damage or wind-powered origami, keep it inside where your pets and flatmates can admire its weirdness.
So, why not hang something sturdier than your life plans, shinier than your forehead at 3 am, and greener than your envy? If this poster had a spirit animal, would it be a pinecone with Wi-Fi?
